[Kay-chan]

Ahoy!

It's talk like a pirate day!

Yarg!

[Depresion]

PIRATE:
    Full speed ahead, Mr. Cohen!

CHORUS:
    Up, up, up your premium. Up, up, up your premium.
PIRATE: [singing]
    Scribble away!
CHORUS:
    Up, up, up your premium.
PIRATE: [singing]
    And balance the books.
CHORUS:
    Up, up, up your premium.
PIRATE: [singing]
    Scribble away!
CHORUS:
    Up, up, up your premium.
PIRATE: [singing]
    But manage the books.
CHORUS:
    Up, up, up.

PIRATES: [singing]
    It's fun to charter an accountant
    And sail the wide accountancy,
    To find, explore the funds offshore
    And skirt the shoals of bankruptcy!

    It can be manly in insurance.
    We'll up your premium semi-annually.
    It's all tax deductible.
    We're fairly incorruptible,
    We're sailing on the wide accountancy!

PIRATE: [singing]
    Sail away!
CHORUS: [singing]
    Up, up, up...

[Lez]

u stole that from monty python didnt you.....

[Depresion]

Yep good thing it's not talk like a farmer day or it would have been the flying sheep sketch. Thankfully I avoided going into Gilbert and Sullivan with "Pour, oh, pour the pirate sherry" and probably the best song about Pirates "Oh, better far to live and die"